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  1. judedeluca:

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    just-artist-thoughts:

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    i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

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    You’re really good at origami holy sh

    i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

    Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

    same bitch

    Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼

    listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:

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    it weighed 68.6 lbs

    This is the 100 Star. Reblog to receive cash in unexpected ways.

    (via majesticfantasticglorious)