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THIS IS SUCH A SPECIFIC AND SUPER NECESSARY POST.
Spider plants are among the best natural air filters you can put in a flowerpot. They don’t just produce oxygen, they clean out other gases and toxins and whatever else is floating around the room.
Also they’re easy as fuck to grow more of because they reproduce by putting little mini plants out on stalks. Clip one off, stick it in a pot and you’re good!
Spider plants are safe to have around cats, too!
You start off with one little spider plant in the bathroom, but you end up with enormous ones all around the house, and you can’t reach the windows anymore because there are spider plants there. You can’t see the TV because there’s a spider plant in front of it. You can’t use the shower because there’s a spider plant there. You’re sleeping curled up in a corner because your bedroom is full of spider plants.
The dream
There are no lies in this post… I myself have a spider plant trying to infest my home! It’s HORRIFYING.