Oh, look at this cute little three bedroom house! It has a garage, and a walk out basement and…what?
What IS that? Why is it in this quaint, prototypical suburban house???
That’s Bob. He’s not precisely “good” but acts as a guardian in much the same way blucifer does- so long as he has a place in the house, nothing worse than him can enter.
What’s blucifer?
The giant demon horse statue that protects the state of Colorado. He lives near the airport, killed his creator, and yes his eyes actually glow. He’s 32 feet tall.
What, and I hope you realize this is me saying this, the actual fuck.
Blucifer!