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  1. illmetbymoonlight:

    powderandclay:

    memecucker:

    people need to shit on rural rich people more. rural rich people are all like “i’m hardy countryfolk because i don’t live in a city i’m so rugged my family owns a ranch that i never worked on but i visit i’m very off he earth which is why my big ass pickup is totally spotless i’m one the toughskinned people which is why i have a stable of horses like a cowboy except the horses are just pets and for competitions and i don’t realize owning horses just for those purposes is like one of the oldest symbols of ostentatious wealth”

    This bitch named Hunter works at the same store I do and he’s all “oh I’m a COUNTRY boy, I live on a FARM.” Buddy, your barn is bigger than the apartment complex across the street and meticulously well painted, you live literally two blocks outside of town, you AND your dad have boosted Ford F-150s that haven’t ever seen a speck of mud, and you bragged to me today you were going to the JOHN DEERE DEALERSHIP TO PICK UP THE WORLD’S LARGEST GRAIN TRAILER FOR YOUR 10 ACRES OF FUCKING LAND. YOUR DAD DOESN’T EVEN HUNT ON HIS OWN DAMN PROPERTY. YOU’VE NEVER DONE REAL FARM WORK IN YOUR LIFE. IF I ASKED YOU TO HAUL HAY BALES INTO THAT SHOWBOAT OF A FUCKING TRUCK I THINK YOU’D CRY. YOUR HEAD IS SHAPED LIKE A GOURD, HUNTER, A GOURD.

    Thissssss.